Dear Chocolate,

This is from Aldi and it’s fabulous

This is HUGE!! (for a recovering foodie)

It was in my house for 18  days and I just finished it yesterday.  It took me over two weeks to eat this chocolate. 

There are 5 individually wrapped bars in the box.  I broke a small piece each day…and savored the hell out of it.  Some days I didn’t have any.  Why?… (this is profound)… because I didn’t want it.

Now, I realize not everyone will relate to dark chocolate per se… maybe chocolate isn’t your thing… or maybe food isn’t your thing…Just try thinking about your… thing (you know you have a thing) 

The old Angie would have eaten this in 2 days or gave it away so that I wasn’t overcome by evil chocolate powers

Chocolate Warlord

Uhm… this is frickin’ breaking news… Do you know what this means?  Okay, okay! I’ll just tell you

I means that…

I am truly connecting with my body

My body is super smart

Things I love don’t ever control me or my feelings

Chocolate (or any other thing/person/place) doesn’t really have evil powers…pheewww

I can truly enjoy things I love

I am becoming a different kind of eater

I actually feel my emotions. I don’t eat them.

I understand why I feel what I feel

I know why I do what I do

I accept myself

I love me

I get to choose

I am free 

I’m free bi#*ches!! Share this if you are against evil chocolate powers

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2 Responses to Dear Chocolate,

  1. Leslie says:

    I’m going to need to channel your strength tomorrow as I am working from home and will have to face 1/2 a double layer chocolate chip cookie cake!!

  2. Peggy says:

    Wow….this IS huge! I do have a ‘thing: and you know what it is. Applying this breakthrough is going to be great! I AM free!!!

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